Noah Kahan Roasted by Elementary Students as Chopped During Celebrity Substitute Appearance Ahead of New Album

Folk pop star Noah Kahan visits an elementary school to teach storytelling, gets roasted by students, and prepares for his upcoming Netflix documentary and album.

By: AXL Media

Published: Apr 2, 2026, 5:33 AM EDT

Source: People

Noah Kahan and the Classroom Critique The "Stick Season" singer made a notable appearance on the April 1 episode of the digital series Celebrity Substitute, engaging with a group of elementary school students in a lighthearted exchange. During the session, Kahan took the opportunity to ask the children for their honest assessment of his public image using modern slang. When the musician asked if he was "chopped"—a term used by younger generations to describe someone as unattractive—the classroom responded with a resounding "yes."

Navigating Gen Z and Alpha Slang Despite the critique of his aesthetic, Kahan found some solace when the students spared him from the "unc" label, a term typically reserved for individuals perceived as acting much older than their actual age. The interaction took a humorous turn when one student compared the singer’s long haired appearance to Jesus, prompting Kahan to jokingly remind the class to remain on their best behavior under his watch. This exchange highlights the growing cultural divide between millennial artists and the younger demographic of "Generation Alpha."

Instruction in the Art of Storytelling Beyond the viral comedic moments, the visit centered on a structured educational workshop where Kahan mentored the children on the fundamentals of storytelling. He encouraged the students to look toward various forms of art for inspiration and helped them re-write the lyrics to his unreleased track titled "Deny, Deny, Deny." The session culminated in a live performance of the newly adapted song for the school’s teaching staff, demonstrating the practical application of the songwriting process.

A Deep Dive into the Creative Process The classroom appearance coincides with a significant month for the Vermont native’s career. Kahan is preparing for the April 13 premiere of his Netflix documentary, "Out of Body," which chronicles 18 months of his life during his rapid ascent to fame. The film is expected to cover deeply personal territory, including the emotional toll of his creative journey and his relationships with his family members. Kahan has expressed both excitement and nervous anticipation regarding the vulnerability displayed in the upcoming project.

Market Impact and Future Releases On the commercial front, Kahan is set to release his latest studio effort, "The Great Divide," on April 24. This follows the massive succe...